Get in line, sir. Not before Atlanta Braves third baseman and hall of famer Chipper Jones. My dipper down there is feeling awful chipper. Awful chipper indeed, skipper.
I remember the first time my mother and I started making out in front of people at a club we went to and just how turned on we got by having these people watching us making out. We didn't stop there a week later at a friend's house we got totally turned on and naked together with no regrets.